1. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
  2. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
  3. Too blessed to be stressed.
  4. It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
  5. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.

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I am proud of the woman I am today because I went through one hell of a time becoming her.
Bitch, please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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